There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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