So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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