Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
