How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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