i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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