Christians are straight up FREAKS
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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