if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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