I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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