Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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