I would go down on you faster than GM stock
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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