From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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