There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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