He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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