hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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