he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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