The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
