READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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