Moan for me like Helen Keller
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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