Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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