If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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