You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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