I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The air taste purple.
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