Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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