he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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