do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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