how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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