they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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