I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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