best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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