belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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