I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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