I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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