using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
this must be what syphilis tastes like
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
