it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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