Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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