I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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