That's intense
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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