why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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