I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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