Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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