There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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