At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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