College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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