You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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