Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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