he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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