I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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