oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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