I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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