I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Randomize
