Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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