if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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