So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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